Hilarious. But helpful!
Throw out that mamby-pamby clock radio, and replace it with this Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock. After a bugle plays “Reveille,” your personal drill sergeant clears the cobwebs from your brain with an inspiring round of orders you can’t fail to obey. LCD display provides you with time, alarm time, and date. Alarm with snooze button sounds with bugle, drill sergeant, or AM/FM radio (when you’re off duty, of course). There’s even a button to get motivation anytime day or night. Clock uses 3 “AA” batteries, not included.